Drugs for panic attacks

1. SMS received in the evening: People said that if a black man became President of the United States pigs would fly. Then on the hundredth day of his term, swine flu.

2. A new cocktail: Swine Flu shots

1½ oz. Crown Royal whiskey
Splash of 7-Up
Splash of Coke
Mix together in a shot glass. Pour down gullet. Repeat until Vice President Biden no longer scares you
(Via here)

2 comments:

Nice. I hear it's also called the "Pink Floyd virus", after Roger Waters' proclamations about aerial porcines.

ps: Please move to wordpress.

May 6, 2009 at 10:02 PM  

you think i should? its so much work though...

May 7, 2009 at 12:49 AM  

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